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Things Mom taught me…
October 16, 2007My mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD…
“If you don’t pass your spelling test,
you’ll never get a good job!”
My mother taught me ESP…
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think
that I know when you’re cold?”
My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT…
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.
My mother taught me about GENETICS…
“You are just like your father!”
My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE…
“When you get to be my age, you will understand.”
My mother taught me about RECEIVING…
“You are going to get it when we get home.”
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION…
“Just wait until we get home.”
My mother taught me LOGIC.
“Because I said so, that’s why.”
My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who
don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
“Stop acting like your father!”
Mummy’s childhood days…
October 11, 2007Me grew up watching He-man, MASK, Transformers, Mickey
Mouse, Ninja turtles, Carebears, Robocop, My Little Pony and Smurfs.
Me grew up brushing my teeth with a mug in Primary school
during recess time. I squatted by a drain with all my classmates,
brushing together with a coloured mug.
Envelopes were given to us to donate to Sharity Elephant
on every Children’s Day.
I read Young Generation magazine.
I like Vinny the little vampire and Acai the constable.
Me bought tidbits called beebee, and mamee, which came
with a different sticker in it every time.
My English workbooks were made of some damn poor
quality paper that was smooth and yellow.
Boys loved to play soccer with small stones or tennis balls in the
basketball court.
Girls played five stones and boys played with marbles.
Science was fun with the Balsam and the Angsana being the most
important plants of our lives, guppies and swordtail being
the most important fishes.
Who can forget Ahmad, Bala, Sumei and John,
immortalized in my mind from the school textbooks.
I wore BM2000 shoes from Bata to school.
Collecting and battling with erasers was a pastime for boys.
I came to school 15 mins before the bell every morning just
so I could copy someone’s homework…Hehe
There were spelling tests and mental sums to do almost everyday.
Toddler Rules and Laws
September 30, 2007Toddler Property Laws :
1. If I like it, it’s mine.
2. If it’s in my hands, it’s mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
4. If I had it a week ago, it’s mine.
5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I’m building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it’s mine.
8. If I think it’s mine, it’s mine.
9. If it’s near me, it’s mine.
10. If it’s broken, it’s yours.
11. If you fix it, it’s mine!
12. If it’s broccoli, it’s yours.
Toddler Rules :
1. If it is on, I must turn it off.
2. If it is off, I must turn it on.
3. If it is folded, I must unfold it.
4. If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled.
5. If it a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
6. If it is high, it must be reached.
7. If it is shelved, it must be unshelved.
8. If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed.
9. If it has leaves, they must be picked.
10. If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
11. If it is not rubbish, it must be thrown away.
12. If it is in the rubbish, it must be removed, inspected,
and thrown on the floor.
13. If it is closed, it must be opened.
14. If it does not open, it must be screamed at.
15. If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
16. If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, or table.
17. If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.
18. If it is empty, it will be more interesting full.
19. If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
20. If it is a stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden
in without protest. It must be pushed by me instead.
21. If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
22. If your hands are full, I must be carried.
23. If you are in a hurry and want to carry me, I must walk alone.
24. If it is paper, it must be torn.
25. If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
26. If the volume is low, it must go high.
27. If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor.
28. If it is a drawer, it must be pulled open.
29. If it is a toothbrush, it must be inserted into my mouth.
30. If it is a tap, it must be turned on at full force.
31. If it is a phone, I must talk to it.
32. If it doesn’t stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.
33. If it is not food, it must be tasted.
34. If it IS food, it must not be tasted.
35. If it is a car seat, it must be protested with arched back.
36 It it’s asleep, it must be woken up.
Which currency you prefer?
May 19, 2007hohoho…I have two different currencies on hand now…
eh so which you prefer to spend with ? So tell me…
The US currency ?
OR
The Yen ?
I am rich. I am rich. I am rich. I am rich.I am rich. I am rich. I am rich. I am rich. I am rich. I am rich. I am rich.
Anyway, I am just being bo-liao here can…heh
How forgetful I have become..in a day…
May 5, 2007I have forgotten two items today.
Darlie toothpaste and a candy bar.
This morning woke up to realise that the toothpaste has almost finished.
(yeah..took me so long to realise can…)
And I hated today’s weather. I hated the scorching sun.
Still, I dragged myself to go to NTUC…
Came home to realise I still missed it. I forgot to buy the toothpaste !
And worse, I wasn’t even aware that Zann has taken a candy bar.
And …and…and…the candy bar was not paid!
Wah lau eh…reached home without toothpaste but an unpaid candy bar !!!….
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I was feeding Zann her milk while AL was busy doodling…
AL: ok, I have finished…drawing both you and Zann. Confirm can make it…
ME: Let me see…
AL: Nice anot?
ME: Hur..what’s that? How come got two sticks?
AL: ………..
Heh…does this picture show a mother feeding a daughter?
Eh… I am not being mean la…
But …hor….I really can’t help laughing…..It’s funny can….hee
What tarot card Mummy has?
February 25, 2007
You are The Empress
Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.
The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents,
beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home
decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.
The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
